They actually fell for it, the fools. At least they’re going to grow up believing in a brighter future....”
...Enter the bizarre world of Tyler Stone as he grapples with being sexually abused by Shirley the dog, spooning Angelia Jolie and slowly being possessed by Phil Collins shouting SUSS SUSS SUDIO in the streets of Essex...
Think Adrian Mole on Acid – That’s Tyler Stone. And the man is here, with us in the beach hut…
Swallow gets caught smoking in the toilet and when the plane finally landed everybody clapped and cheered. Lifty Scott was so relieved he started lifting all the passengers up, and when he lifts you up he does it properly arms stretched out right above his head.
When the police turned up I left them to it,"
'We're all going to die, Suss Suss Sudio.'
Terry Nutkins was one of the most caring humans on the planet, he was a legend. The good die young. Let's hope the otter gets Timmy by the balls, sorry Magic.
Curry, pizza, pasta, chilli con carne and Chinese.
The worst thing is the rat race hate it, 'money is the root to all kinds of evil'
What's next? I'm working on a fictional novel, it's a true story called 'Back to the Grindstone' that's what I'm doing here looking for Leyton, have you seen him.?
Good looking bloke with long ginger hair, one leg walks with a limp, he looks a bit like Mick Hucknal, he married a lady bird, probably wearing a super dry jacket.... No
Mick Hucknell, Phil Collins, this brings me to this. Pie chart attached.
I'm going to look for Leyton in phuket next and then on to the smaller islands, this place is beautiful.
Words of wisdom? So many to choose from...
"Don't go chasing evil rainbows"
TYLER STONE'S DIARY CAN BE AQUIRED HERE